Maynard: Nobody kills anyone in my store except me and Zed. [doorbell rings] Maynard: That's Zed.
Pulp FictionNever go shopping for kiwis in a shoe store.
How to Be Happy, Dammit: A Cynic's Guide to Spiritual HappinessWe were like wanderers in a desert, blessed with a rare downpour, but unable to store the rain.
The Age of MiraclesI have days where the only words I say are to the person making my sandwich at the grocery store.
Stephan Pastis