Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.
Johnny CarsonI still get the kids to the doctor and dentist and plan their play dates and buy their clothes.
Patricia RichardsonI was a bio major, and I was going to take over my aunt's dental practice and be a dentist.
Michael StegerAnd so the dentist says 'Rinse.' So you lean over, and you're lookin' at this miniature toilet bowl.
Bill Cosby