I went to college parties when I was at an appropriate age to go to college parties.
Danielle FishelGuns are our friends because in a country without guns, I'm what's known as "prey." All females are.
If Democrats Had Any Brains, They'd Be RepublicansAs far as I'm concerned, I'm a middle-of-the-road moderate and the rest of you are crazy.
If Democrats Had Any Brains, They'd Be Republicans