Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law?
Dick ClarkI've learned a lot about good and evil. They are not always what they appear to be.
Charles Van DorenA good newspaper is never nearly good enough but a lousy newspaper is a joy forever.
Garrison KeillorI would be good for maybe not the center square but an upper square on 'Hollywood Squares.'
John HodgmanYou can really taste the difference between a shop-bought and a good homemade mayo.
Yotam Ottolenghi