You can't fool television viewers with dancing girls and flashing lights.
The person whose face is between your legs is gonna get lockjaw.
My advice to someone to follow in my footsteps is to have patience. I've been doing this for twelve years.
My wife is my favorite person I've ever met in my 40 years on the planet, and I'm sure she would agree that patience is not her strongest characteristic. I don't know that golf would be the game for her.
Constant repetition of tongue-twisters was like lifting weights for me, but patience and persistence have paid off.
I said yes, which turned out to be the right answer.
I wish the word whimsical wasn't used now.
You will put on a dress of guilt and shoes with broken high ideals.
Most television could be presented by a dachshund. Radio can't, although there are a lot of dachshunds in there.
People should have literary and cultural taste and should not bomb hotels.
The more languages you know, the less likely you are to become a terrorist.
Anyone who has grown up in Delhi knows it's horrible.
It is a true miracle when a man finally sees himself as his only opposition.
I spend half my time comforting the afflicated, and the other half afflicting the comfortable.
A church begins to die when it says, ‘They were just children.
It was not about keeping a man; it was a lesson on how not to become an ugly woman.
The taste of any simple tomato-based salad is dependent on the quality of the tomatoes.
Believe it or not, I'm as much a fan of a supper shortcut as the next person.
If the British Isles had an official vegetable, it would have to be the potato.
A lemon, boiled whole and blitzed, makes a useful base for all sorts of dressings.
Tagliatelle comes from the word tagliare, meaning 'to cut.' Tagliolini are simply thinly cut tagliatelle.
