The nail that sticks out farthest gets hammered the hardest.
It’s not easy to be God.
But feelings aren't like thoughts, they can't be changed at will.
We are all strangers to ourself and each other and we are seldom formally introduced.
We're as ephemeral as raindrops. We all fall, and we all land somewhere.
What doesn't kill us makes us funnier.
the unexpected moment [is] always sweeter.
So fair a victor, how can I help but be conquered.
She was a monster, but she was my monster.
Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up.
Do you want this to be a love story?
I always wanted to shave. It is a very natural process. For my birthday I got a lot of shaving stuff.
My mom won't let me buy high-fashion stuff unless it's TK Maxx or a birthday occasion.
When I was little I thought, isn't it nice that everybody celebrates on my birthday? Because it's July 4th.
On my 30th birthday, all the presents I got were boxes of food. That's what I needed.
When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?
My mom FedExes a red velvet cake she makes from scratch to me every birthday.
If you are an actress in L.A., on your 40th birthday they should just hand you the keys to the lunatic asylum.
I am the guy dressing up in, you know, the caveman outfit for the kids' birthday parties.
My first proper kiss was from Cara Shucksmith when I was 13 or 14 at her birthday party.
I'm an avid shoe fan. I got my first pair of Louboutins as a birthday gift from Jami Gertz.
