I've learned that I've got to keep level-headed.
I'm a pitchman, my business comes from the pitch, nothing else.
Test fast, fail fast, adjust fast.
For now I'm building up stories for the retirement home!
Charity should begin at home, but should not stay there.
I just don't tend to cook eggplant at home.
For a Jewish guy, I've recorded a lot of Christmas albums.
Online, there's no time. It's always Christmas.
Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas.
God sendeth and giveth both mouth and meat.
Endurance is the crowning quality, And patience all the passion of great hearts.
I think I'm a good judge of character.
I'm not very good with cars. They rebel against me.
Plums are a good substitute for gooseberries.
Have a little faith, kick a little dirt.
There is nothing stronger in the world than gentleness.
Don't minimize the importance of luck in determining life's course.
Books are lighthouses erected in the great sea of time.
Sharon Osbourne is such a blast and she's so, so bright.
I had an attachment disorder.
I buy thousands of books a year.
