Matthew Poncelet: I just wanna say I think killin' is wrong, no matter who does it, whether it's me or y'all or your government.
Sister Helen Prejean: Look at you. Death is looking down your neck, and you're playing your little male come-on games.
[Hodel and Perchik begin dancing] Mendel: She's dancing with a man! Tevye: I can SEE that she's dancing with a man! [pause] Tevye: And I'm going to dance with my wife!
Jamal: Man, what am I DOIN' in here, man? This ol' ghetto ass class got people in here lookin' like a bad rerun of cops!
Man in Hallway: Think it'll be an early spring? Phil: Winter, slumbering in the open air, wears on its smiling face a dream... of spring. Ciao. Man in Hallway: Ciao.
Lucius Verus: Are you the one they call the Spaniard? Maximus: Yes. Lucius Verus: They said you were a giant. They said you could crush a man's skull with one hand. Maximus: A man's? No. A boy's
Professor Albus Dumbledore: You wonderful boy. You brave, brave man.
Helen: You're a good-looking boy: you've big, broad shoulders. But he's a man. And it takes more than big, broad shoulders to make a man.
[the Iron Monger lifts a car with a family in it] Iron Monger: I love this suit! Iron Man: Put 'em down! Iron Monger: Collateral damage, Tony!
Vinz: I know who I am and where I'm from! Man: Then go back there and shut the fuck up! Vinz: Go fuck your mother, man.
Old Lodge Skins: This boy is no longer a boy. He's a brave. He is little in body, but his heart is big. His name shall be "Little Big Man."
[Hickock has pulled a gun on a man for yelling] Jack Crabb: Listen; what are you so nervous about? Wild Bill Hickock: [pouring a drink] Gettin' shot.
John Oldman: Believe in what He tried to teach without the rigmarole. Piety is not what the lessons bring to people, it's the mistakes they bring to the lessons.
Creasy: Did you say good bye to her? Say good bye now. [Show's the man a picture of Pita, kisses the photo, and then shoots him]
Billy Fish: He wants to know if you are gods. Peachy Carnehan: Not gods - Englishmen. The next best thing.
[One of Ootah's daughters is trying to seduce Peachy] Peachy Carnehan: Danny, let us seek safety on the battlefield.
Peachy Carnehan: Now, the problem is, how to divide five Afghans from three mules and have two Englishmen left over.
Man in Morgue: There's something in the vagina... Looks like a peach... Nine pieces. Detective Park Doo-Man: Do you see this kind of thing in Seoul often?
[last lines] Dr. Ben McKenna: Sorry we were gone so long, but we had to pick up Hank!
Capt. 'Ugly John' Black: Anybody know if this is an officer or an enlisted man? Hawkeye Pierce: He's an enlisted man. Capt. 'Ugly John' Black: Make the stitches bigger.
Ed Crane: Life has dealt me some bum cards. Or maybe I just haven't played 'em right, I don't know.
