One thing I would say is real cops have real gallows senses of humor and make incredibly funny and inappropriate jokes in the presence of dead people all the time.
Most of the laugh tracks on television were recorded in the early 1950’s. These days, most of the people you hear laughing are dead.
I looked below and saw my people there, and all were well and happy except one, and he was lying like the dead - and that one was myself.
I've noticed that when people are joking they're usually dead serious, and when they're serious, they're usually pretty funny.
I think I figured out why I don't have more friends. I find dead people more interesting than the living.
Mr. Berman: People aren't willing to accept your solutions, doctor, and I for one don't blame them!
Doyle: We have a mission. Cooper: Our mission does not work if the people on Earth are dead by the time we pull it off.
The delta blues is a low-down, dirty shame blues. It's a sad, big wide sound, something to make you think about people who are dead or the women who left you.
The truth is, I probably would be dead if I had become a star, because at that point I was so closeted and so afraid of people of finding out I was gay. There was no telling what would have happened.
I'm trying to read more dead people because I keep having to read stuff for juries and so forth.
I tend to admire dead people more than the living. All too often, human reality diminishes the glowing reputation.
The apathy of the people is enough to make every statue leap from its pedestal and hasten the resurrection of the dead.
Captain of the Winkie Guard: [after the Wicked Witch has melted] She's... She's dead. You killed her. Dorothy: I didn't mean to kill her. Really, I didn't. It's just that he was on fire. Captain of the Winkie Guard: Hail to Dorothy! The Wicked Witch ...
In the world I lived in, the world of human people, there were ties and debts and consequences and good deeds. That was what bound people to society; maybe that was what constituted society. And I tried to live in my little niche in it the best way I...
Sure, anyone can name fourteen dead people. But we're disorganized mourners, so a lot of people end up remembering Shakespeare, and no one ends up remembering the person he wrote Sonnet Fifty-five about.
A man. A dead man. A dead man with no arms.
Dead, but not allowed to die. Alive, but as good as dead.
Remember that I wrote a pavane for a dead princess, and not a dead pavane for a princess!
I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead.
All living things aren't alive. All dead things are not dead.
Ash: You did it kid...
