I had the best buffalo horse that ever made a track.
I'd horsewhip you if I had a horse.
We also have 2 horses, but they're not allowed in the house.
Will is to grace as the horse is to the rider.
Horses and horsepower alike are about status and being cool.
We had a great many horses, of which we gave Lewis and Clark what they needed, and they gave us guns and tobacco in return.
Few girls are as well shaped as a good horse.
Learning to domesticate the horse was a sort of energy revolution.
I'm not an outdoor girl. I can barely swim. I don't ride a horse.
Death is a force, not a man in a horse
[to the horse] Ichabod Crane: Giddy-up... no, no this way... good horsey.
I love to get into a landscape and paint my horses.
Making movies is just like betting on horses at the racetrack.
I miss my horse. He's in Los Angeles.
If the living are haunted by the dead, then the dead are haunted by their own mistakes.
You ought to sue that son of a whore
Never trust a man with a penis.
There is a great need for a sarcasm font.
Nothing matters when you are dead, and, you are dead when nothing matters.
Thought is a dead end; language is a merry-go-round.
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.