Wooley: How the hell come we stick these low-life bastards in these big-ass hotels, anyway? Shit, man! This is better than I got!
[coming upon the mall] Stephen: What the hell is it? Roger: It looks like a shopping center, one of those big, indoor malls
[about to run a gauntlet of zombies] Roger: Whad'ya think? Bag it or try for it? Peter: You game? Roger: I need lighter fluid. Peter: You got it.
Dr. Foster: They kill for one reason: they kill for food. They eat their victims, you understand that, Mr. Berman? That's what keeps them going!
WGON-TV Cameraman: Go ahead and leave. We'll be off the air by midnight; the emergency networks are taking over. Our responsibility is finished.
Peter: I've seen half-a-dozen guys in my unit get bitten by those things. None of them lasted more than... three days.
[on a TV set, Dr. Millard Rausch argues with a TV reporter about doomsday scenarios] Francine Parker: It's really all over... isn't it?
Dr. Foster: You're not running a talk show here, Mr. Berman! You can forget pitching an audience the moral bullshit they want to hear!
Jane: Would you like a cup of tea, Sandra? Sandra: Tea can do many things, Jane, but it can't bring back the dead.
Roberto: [looking through his book of English phrases] If looks could kill, I am a-dead now.
Train Fireman: That doesn't explain why you've come all the way out here... all the way out here to hell.
Conway Twill: 'Course you can't put much stock in a man who spends the most part of a conversation talkin' to a bear... talkin' to a goddamn bear.
Edith: Hey, that one looks like me. Gru: What are you talking about? These are kittens! Any relation to persons living or dead is completely coincidental.
Frank Costello: Jeez. She fell funny. [chuckles at the dead bodies] Mr. French: Francis, you really should see somebody.
Count Dracula: To die, to be *really* dead, that must be glorious! Mina Seward: Why, Count Dracula! Count Dracula: There are far worse things awaiting man than death.
John Keating: There's a time for daring and there's a time for caution, and a wise man understands which is called for.
John Keating: [the class hesitates to rip out the introduction page] It's not the Bible, you're not gonna go to Hell for this.
John Keating: Phone call from God. If it had been collect, that would have been daring!
Dalton: Gentlemen, what are the Four Pillars? Dalton, Meeks, Neil, Knox, Todd Anderson: Travesty. Horror. Decadence. Excrement.
John Keating: I always thought the idea of education was to learn to think for yourself. Nolan: At these boys' age? Not on your life!
Knox: The point, Charlie... is... that she was thinking about me. I've only met her once, and already she's thinking about me.
