The Artist," an ancient sage had once said, "is always sitting on the doorsteps of the rich.
The Days Run Away Like Wild Horses Over the HillsMoney is seen as a great evil. But I've never seen a pile of cash stab someone.
The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over.Faith: a device of the mind, fed by the soul, that functions like crutches to a man in a wheelchair.
The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over.Ideas are like legs: what good are they if you can't run with them, or spread them?
The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over.I like making money. I make it out of wood. I make nickels mostly.
The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over.The only other man I’d let see my wife’s naked body is the butcher.
The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over.On our first date, you should wear a maternity dress, because I’m going to try to impregnate you.
The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over.In politics, I don’t know which came first, the rubber chicken policies, or the eggheadedness.
The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over.