John: Ringo, what are you up to? Ringo: [Ringo is sitting under a hairdryer wearing a beefeater's bearskin hat and reading a magazine] Page five! John: You always fancied yourself as a guardsman, didn't you?
Man On Train: I shall call the guard! Paul: Ah, but what? They don't take kindly to insults, you know. Let's go have some coffee and leave the kennel to Lassie!
[Huge stacks of fan mail is delivered] Ringo: None for me, then? Norm: Sorry. John: [handing Ringo one letter] Here, this'll keep you busy.
Grandfather: It's your nose, you know. Fans are funny that way, they take a dislike to things. They'll pick on a nose. Ringo: Aw, you pick on your own.
Ringo: Funny, really, 'cause I'd never thought of it, but being middle-aged and old takes up most of your time, doesn't it? Grandfather: You're only right.
Eames: They come here every day to sleep? Elderly Bald Man: [towards Cobb] No. They come to be woken up. The dream has become their reality. Who are you to say otherwise, son?
[Aragorn is crowned King] Aragorn: This day does not belong to one man but to all. Let us together rebuild this world that we may share in the days of peace.
Billy Beane: [after the Opening Day ceremony] I'm going in. Text me the play by play. Peter Brand: What? Why? Billy Beane: [as if it's obvious] I don't watch the games.
Nux: [In the midst of a massive, violent sandstorm, after witnessing his fellow WarBoys sucked off the War Rig into a vortex] Oh, what a day... what a lovely day!
Clark: Aah, what d'ya say honey? Ohh. Despite all the little problems, it really is fun isn't it? Ellen Griswold: No. But with every new day there's fresh hope.
Westley: Hear this now: I will always come for you. Buttercup: But how can you be sure? Westley: This is true love - you think this happens every day?
George: For the first time in my life I can't see my future. Every day goes by in a haze, but today I have decided will be different.
[after Joubert unexpectedly kills someone] Joe Turner: Why? Joubert: I don't interest myself in "why". I think more often in terms of "when", sometimes "where"; always "how much".
Joe Turner: I've got a plan. I don't know if it'll work or not, but I'll need your help. Kathy: Have I ever denied you anything?
Joe Turner: Are you sure about this ideogram? Janice: Look at this face. Could I be wrong about an ideogram? [Turner laughs] Joe Turner: It's a great face. But it's never been to China.
Joe Turner: This is no damned book! Somebody or something is rotten in the Company! Higgins: You never complained 'til yesterday. Joe Turner: You didn't start killing my friends until yesterday!
Kathy: You had bad dreams. Talked in your sleep. Joe Turner: What did I say? Kathy: Who's Janice? Well, was she a volunteer or a draftee like me?
[Magneto enters the Robert F. Kennedy Memorial Stadium] Groundskeeper: Excuse me, can I help you? Erik Lehnsherr: No. You can't. [lifts the stadium into the sky]
Logan: We're gonna need Magneto... Charles Xavier: That man is a monster! He is held hundred floors beneath THE most heavily guarded building in the world.
Pinstripe Mafioso: You were supposed to guard the boss's daughter, not screw her! Logan: I didn't do sleep with her!... Okay I slept with her many times.
[in ancient Egypt, a young boy assembles a pyramid in mid-air] Crowd: [kneels and chants] En Sabah Nur! En Sabah Nur! En Sabah Nur! En Sabah Nur!