Give the enemy an inch, he'll take a yard.
Conservatives are always right about everything. We are. We are.
Leftism in all its forms must be halted and turned back resoundingly.
I've written thousands of stories, started hundreds of news cycles.
Surveillance induced morality: relics of cultural retardation.
I'm not completely sure we aren't all living in a hallucination now.
I look at every book as a self-help book.
Dave Herman as Michael Bolton is one of my favorite performances ever.
I hump the wild to take it all in, there is no bag limit on happiness.
I drive a hybrid. It's a Ford Escape. That's my only car.
My dad is a big jazz fan, and that was the reason I first got into jazz.
The Bronx is famous for two things. Hip-hop, and 26 world championships.
God's got something for me. I have faith it'll be OK.
I know one of the reasons God gave me kids was to test my patience.
The second half of the '60s really was a kind of learning period, in terms of writing, for me.
Learning to not be selfish is what has changed in me the most since being married.
I'd think learning to play the guitar would be very confusing for sighted people.
I'm not crazy. But I am different. I'm still learning about myself.
My earliest memory is learning to read 'Muffin the Mule' when I was about three.
I don't have the genetic make up of a frontman, but I'm learning how to do it.
Learning to play with a big amplifier is like trying to control an elephant.