Quotes of: Dates Keyword

Desperation works in job search as well as it does in dating.

Never Apply for a Job Again!: Break the Rules, Cut the Line, Beat the Rest

The greatest importance of the Dead Sea Scrolls...lies in the discovery of biblical manuscripts dating back to only about 300 years after the close of the Old Testament canon.

The Origin of the Bible

Not only is my lover invisible, but she’s also nonexistent. Talk about a cheap date!

Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

First Pallas and now you,” the gray-haired man said, shaking his head at Nick. “It’s like I’m running a goddamn dating service around here.

A Lot Like Love

That was what his mom always said. She was probably right. Last time he talked to a werewolf, he ended up dating her.

Long Night Moon

Most of the girls I've met since moving here have failed to ignite any modicum of enduring interest. Of course, I've dated; I'm seventeen years old and as horny as the next guy.

Lovestruck

I rewired my brain. Now every time I feel disappointment I orgasm. So go on a date or get stood up, either way I’ll cum.

Sleepwalking is restercise

His heart is pounding and when he kisses her it is as if the whole of Riyadh disappears – the wide sky, the hard surface of the roof, the date palms and the water wells.

Secret of the Sands

Check it out. She's scandalously popular, insanely beautiful, and obviously in the middle of some emotional shoot-out to consent to date the human Tator Tot.

Some Kind of Wonderful

I had a date last night with my boyfriend on batteries. What does a girl have to do to get laid by a real penis?

Then You Happened

Never underestimate the power of a pity fuck, which makes for about ninety percent of women’s collective dating history.

A Poker Game of Love

After being videotaped, I found that I talk a lot with my hands. Especially if my hands are covered with socks. I guess I get really nervous on first dates.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

I talked to David yesterday, but since it is a statue, it didn’t talk back. I have to say, it was a better conversationalist than my last date.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

At the end of the first date, I got my courage up and I made a move. One U-Haul van and 1,500 miles later, I regretted my boldness.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

After our date, I spent about an hour trying to get in her pants before finally giving up. Her pocket was just too tight.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

Labels are necessary, for dating purposes. I’m not talking about gay versus straight. I’m talking about milk versus its expiration.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

There is one woman I’ve dated I just can’t seem to forget, no matter how much I drink or how many concussions I give myself.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

I met a girl I wanted to date, but she was spoken for—by her mouth. That’s the kind of relationship I could never talk her out of.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

I asked the girl at the coffee shop out on a date. Unfortunately she said no, probably because I asked her out to coffee.

This Book Has No Title

Bitter? Nah. Parafrazandu-l pe Edison, n-am esuat la “the dating game”, doar am gasit 10.000 de femei care nu merg.

Viata mea

Were they dating? Sort of. Exclusive? Not as far as she knew... Discovering new feelings was one thing. Actually changing your Facebook status? That was real. -- Savannah

The Vixen and the Vet