Quotes of: Dates Keyword

Personally, I thin knees should be kept for the eight or ninth date, or the wedding day. As a nice surprise, you know? '

Mortal Coil

I asked her on a date for Friday at 8:00. She said, “Some other time, maybe.” So I said, “How about 8:01?

Sleepwalking is restercise

In the end, like so many beautiful promises in our lives, that dinner date never came to be.

Sputnik Sweetheart

She looked confused. She looked off-balance. That’s a technique I employ to get dates, and it always works.

Ticket To Hollywood

Left vs. Right is an out-dated concept and an oversimplification of 21st Century politics

The Orphan Conspiracies: 29 Conspiracy Theories from The Orphan Trilogy

Patience is a virtue and the best things in life are worth waiting for.

The Perils of Cyber-Dating: Confessions of a Hopeful Romantic Looking for Love Online

...sometimes I get tired. Sometimes I get bored. And sometimes all I want, more than anything else in the world, is to go on a freaking date.

Paranormalcy

Relationships program our minds as to what is and isn't an acceptable way to be treated.

Real Men Don't Text: A New Approach to Dating

Date rape is just plain moronic when you consider how slutty figs are

And That’s Why I’m Single

Does speed dating necessarily end up in a quickie divorce....?

And That’s Why I’m Single

Walking along the sidewalk and staring at the street, I couldn’t help but wonder if my date was thinking how provocative the term “manhole cover” is.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

The event happened on my birthday. I don’t remember the date, I only know it was my birthday because there was no cake or presents.

This Book Has No Title

Yes, I am of old family, and not illiterate. I am a fossil."   "A which?"   "Fossil. The first horses were fossils. They date back two million years.

Unknown

While a kind man was working up the nerve to ask me on a date, I was working up the nerve to kill him with my bare hands

Violins of Autumn

Mom, camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home.

The Vinyl Princess

Solid character will reflect itself in consistent behavior, while poor character will seek to hide behind deceptive words and actions.

Waiting and Dating

A squeegee is a sponge on a stick, and if there is a tangible item that’s more romantic, I don’t know what it is. Never go on a first date without one.

Xazaqazax

I just started seeing someone, which is a relief, because the last girl I dated was invisible.

A Zebra is the Piano of the Animal Kingdom

We all have special numbers in our lives, and 4 is that for me. It's the day I was born. My mother's birthday, and a lot of my friends' birthdays, are on the fourth; April 4 is my wedding date.

Beyonce Knowles

I believe that at least 70 percent of parenting goes to the mother. In our house, I'm the one who knows about all the school stuff, helps with the homework, organizes the play dates, and remembers the birthday parties.

Cindy Crawford

The only album that I listen to upon recording a new one is my 'Cry' album, because sonically, I think it's my best album to date. But other than that, I've never listened to my records, ever.

Faith Hill