Quotes of: Dates Keyword

... at thirty-two she had less dating experience than the average high school student.

Bad Girl by Night

The Chairman likes you.” “Is that good?” “I never date anyone my cat doesn’t like,” Magnus said easily, and stood up.

City of Ashes

We're not dating," Alec said again. "Oh?" Magnus said. "So you're just that friendly with everybody, is that it?

City of Ashes

I'd got to that age when I was out on a date with a guy and I would be thinking: Don't mention your age, don't mention that you want a child - because they would just run out the door.

Denise Van Outen

I also find it interesting that a lot of people in their 30s are not married and don't have kids. There are a lot of people in this age bracket that are out there dating and trying to find love. And I never thought that at my age I would be.

John Stamos

Men don't even ask me out. I can't remember the last time I was asked out on a date, and I'm talking years here. I spend my life more and more alone.

Anna Nicole Smith

I also had to work through the violation of my date rape, my unhealthy relationships with men, my anger toward the people involved in the scandal, and those who exploited me afterwards.

Donna Rice

I hear that you were on a date with Trouble Kelp. Are you two planning on building a bivouac any time soon?

The Atlantis Complex

I used to date the lead singer of The Cranberries, but she cheated on me. Turns out she had some turkey on the side.

It Occurred to Me

To me, the perfect date consists of dinner, dancing, and sex with a girl who has no stomach or legs, but does have an overactive sex drive.

It Occurred to Me

Conflict of interest. I wanted to date somebody who was less screwed up than me, and she wasn't.

Just Dial 911 for Assistance

My life views on sex, men, dating, and self-worth were sculpted with the unfiltered ramblings of a drunken misogynist.

Just Another Number

You know if the U.S. Government wanted to boost the economy there's a simple solution make Black Friday the refund date for your state and federal taxes

Return to Stantasyland

Maybe before you start flirting with boys and kissing boys and trying to date boys, you should know who you are and where you stand.

Summer Love

The most difficult part of dating as a single parent is deciding how much risk your own child’s heart is worth.

Single Dad Laughing

Extend your "best before" date by living a youthful life.

Make It Happen, A Healthy, Competitive Approach to Achieving Personal Success

Your date appears to be hysterical," Rene told me. "You think I should slap some man into him?

Magic Strikes

I am obviously not a patient person.

Never Have I Ever: my life (so far) without a date

I'm going to stay a little uptight and anxious.

Never Have I Ever: my life (so far) without a date

Stop walking with a ‘calendar’. It’s capable of ruining your fate, by showing you the date & limiting your courage, by reminding you of your age.

Life Simplified!

Personally, I think knees should be kept for the eight or ninth date, or the wedding day. As a nice surprise, you know? '

Mortal Coil