Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
Groucho MarxWhat is writing, after all, except fumbling in darkness endeavoring to light a candle?
Peggy Toney HortonMy wife was afraid of the dark... then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light.
Rodney DangerfieldBeing on the side of the Light is much tougher than being on the side of the Dark...
Sergei Lukyanenko