John Bender: [Imitating his Father] Stupid, worthless, no good, goddamn, freeloading son of a bitch. Retarded, big mouth, know-it-all, asshole, jerk. [Imitating his Mother] John Bender: You forgot ugly, lazy and disrespectful. [Father's voice] John B...
They don’t teach kidnapping at Eton, dad
My dad and my brother have Google alerts out on me.
I'm being a dad and a good husband.
My favorite place in the world is my dad's house in Montauk.
I'm a full-time dad; I'm a part-time actor.
All I want to do is be a good dad, but I'm pretty bad at it.
My dad thinks Obama is a socialist and all these extreme views.
My dad is a really honest, hardworking, straight guy.
My dad has ingrained that in me: 'Be accountable.'
I'm a homebody. If I'm not working I'm with my family being a dad.
My dad was a cross-country truck driver.
My dad, like, he's the most trusting human in the world.
To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off.
My dad farmed, my granddad was a farmer. I wanted to be a farmer.
Sometimes being a dad is like watching a ping-pong match.
I've definitely done something that's made my mum and dad forever proud.
I went to UCLA, my dad's alma mater, and that was his dream.
My dad started his business, No Limit, for himself.
My dad was so much fun growing up.
My dad was great. He was very droll, very dry.
