It is good to be a cynic — it is better to be a contented cat — and it is best not to exist at all.
Collected Essays 5: Philosophy, Autobiography and MiscellanySomeone told me I’m a cynical fatalist but I prefer the term realist.
My Roommate's a Jock? Well, Crap!Cynic, n. A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are not as they ought to be.
The Unabridged Devil's DictionaryCynicism is no more mature than naïveté. You're no more mature, just more burned.
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