Mother: Ralphie, you're lucky it didn't cut your eye! Those icicles have been known to kill people.
A Christmas StoryClark: [the newel post is wobbly so Clark cuts it off with a chain saw] Fixed the newel post.
Christmas VacationJoyce: [after Edward cuts her hair] That was the single most thrilling experience of my entire life.
Edward ScissorhandsJohn Hammond: [the park's first tour has had to be cut short because of an incoming storm] Damn!
Jurassic ParkKnight 1: ...You must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest... WITH... A HERRING!
Monty Python and the Holy Grail