Sun is for cucumbers, rain for rice.
Eternity makes room for a salty cucumber.
They call their aunt only when her cucumbers are ripe.
A thief is a thief, whether he steals a diamond or a cucumber.
Marlin: There was this mollusk, and he walks up to this sea cucumber. Normally, they don't talk, sea cucumbers, but in a joke everyone talks. So the sea mollusk says to the cucumber... [sees the mask] Marlin: Nemo! Chum: [laughing] Nemo! Ha ha! Nemo....
The only difference between the cucumber and water is the moving of the teeth.
In my opinion, the person who created the torture device called gym class should be clobbered with an enormous frozen cucumber. Not to mention, the person who decided it would be a great idea to schedule me in first period gym every Monday, Wednesday...
In chess, you should be as cool as a cucumber.
Cucumber reminds me of my mother making me eat sprouts.
The cucumber is just about the healthiest sex toy ever.
Botanically speaking, tomatoes are the fruit of a vine, just as are cucumbers, squashes, beans and peas.
It was just really odd to be in a room with Ian McKellen sharing cucumber sandwiches.
I love to eat cucumber sticks with yogurt. It's a great snack to have at home, especially when I'm having house guests.
I spent my first 10 years in the Commonwealth. I come from cricket, crumpets, cucumber sandwiches, the Queen.
[Otter and Mrs. Wormer are in the supermarket vegetable section] Eric 'Otter' Stratton: Mine's bigger. [Marion looks questioningly at him] Eric 'Otter' Stratton: My cucumber. It's bigger. I think vegetables can be very sensuous, don't you? Marion Wor...
I threw out my sausage, and replaced it with a healthier penis metaphor, like a cucumber.
My father belonged to a commune, and the food was ghastly. My idea of food hell is the salad cream they'd pour all over bits of lettuce, cucumber and tomato. It was just disgusting.
More and more, Democrats are starting to worry they that they have a more um, colorful version of Jimmy Carter on their hands. Obama acts cool as a proverbial cucumber but that awful '70s show seems frightfully close to a rerun.
Marlin: ...and the sea cucumber turns to the mollusk and says, "With fronds like these, who needs anemones?" [Everyone laughs]
As the only woman, I was able to sit with the officers in front, with a glass of vodka in one hand and a cucumber in the other. That's how I went to my first war.
My favorite hobby is being alone. I like to be alone. I also like dancing, fishing, playing poker sometimes and vegetable gardening - corn, tomatoes, cucumbers, I have a big garden every year.
