He puffed out his pigeon chest and waddled across the room towards me. With his feet pointing outwards, he looked like a fat duck with a grievance.
It's funny what a few no-hitters do for a body.
A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.
I listen to Christian music.
In the 1991 movie City Slickers, Jack Palance gives Billy Crystal some profoundly simple advice. When Crystal asks him the secret of life, Palance holds up a forefinger, answers with a single word: "One." Choose one thing. Do it to the best of your a...
There are blue diamonds born to the world and given to those who only want glass crystals. There are blue roses born to the world yet given to those who only want daisies. Blue diamond, don't cry because they want glass crystals. Blue rose, don't ble...
Even Napoleon had his Watergate.
I never said most of the things I said.
I won't say that women belong in the kitchen, but they don't belong in the dugout.
Me carrying a briefcase is like a hotdog wearing earrings.
And the reason Luke is thinking about time and free will is because he believes that money is the closest human beings have ever come to crystallizing time and free will into a compact physical form. Cash. Cash is a time crystal. Cash allows you to m...
Defense to me is the key to playing baseball.
Writing crystallizes thought and thought produces action.
I'm a nerdy, geeky fan of' Labyrinth' and 'Dark Crystal'.
He was a crystal of morality among our scientists.
What Youth deemed crystal, Age finds out was dew.
He who lives by the crystal ball will eat shattered glass.
The only change is that baseball has turned Paige from a second class citizen to a second class immortal.
It's a beautiful day for a ballgame... Let's play two!
Just having a certain kind of attitude can be magic.
Hope is the crystal meth of emotions. It hooks you fast and kills you hard.