Mountain Man: You ever had your balls cut off you fucking ape?
Sardar Khan: No matter how big the balls becomes, it stays under the penis.
Donald: In my day we had real ball players. Who are these bums?
Jasprit "Sweetu" Kapoor: Bye all! Jaswinder "Jazz" Kapoor: Bye Ball!
How you play the game is for college ball. When you're playing for money, winning is the only thing that matters.
I really love over-the-knee boots. I think they're super sexy and they're fun. And they're also very strong and empowering.
As a professional writer of detective stories, I string along with the ballplayers. I love a ball game.
I'm trying to encourage more women to be themselves, rather than what men want them to be. I don't believe in patronizing either sex.
Tennis was always there for me, which was lucky. I would go play baseball, basketball, football, hang with my brother, do whatever, and at the end of the day I'd come back and say, 'Hey, Mom, would you hit 15 minutes worth of balls with me?'
I've had marriage proposals, invitations to military balls and even a few prom offers from 18-year-old boys.
Felicia: Oh, you can't do that with a ping pong ball!
Seriously, I like to wear hats so I don't get super tan. You have to protect the face.
The swimming community is really conservative. I don't know why, because we're in no clothing whatsoever.
I would get very bored if I just did one thing.
I was always in hospital as a kid: I had a tumour on my knee, lots of broken bones. I loved climbing trees.
My favourite outfit was this black lace dress that I found in a vintage shop in Williamsburg, New York.
I don't get sick much because in the U.S. I always eat with my fingers, you know, to get used to the bacteria.
I believe in commitment. I believe in being open and trusting each other and respecting each other completely.
I believe you should give 100% on the court, so I chase every ball.
Building a mechanical device for its appearance is like putting lace on a bowling ball.
Everything I did that required effort, I opened my mouth. Even to catch a ball, I opened my mouth.
