Most modern comedy is crap.
Any film you make is a crap shoot.
When you get crapped on, grow a garden.
I don't even read the newspaper; I don't read that crap.
Ninety percent of everything is crap.
When I first started acting, I was just crap.
I'm proud of all our records. Even the crap ones.
When I'm playing comedy, it is such a crap shoot of what will work and what won't.
There is no way I'd have wanted to live in the Twenties. It was really crap for women.
Sometimes the worst-tasting crap is the best for you.
They sell crap to buy you.
I don't do divas. I don't do entourages. I don't do the Hollywood crap.
A lot of modeling is how much crap you can take.
White people scare the crap out of me.
My dad was a tyrant. He used to physically beat the crap out of us.
I just think political correctness is crap.
It ain't a crapshoot unless you write crap.
I hate all that woozy political and psychotherapeutic crap applied to books and art.
Holy crap. Is that an elephant penis?
I hate to hear 'Less is more.' It's a crock of crap.
As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it.
