Quotes of: Cranky Keyword

I'm not really wise. But I can be cranky.

Andy Griffith

Repentance in Greek means something much closer to "thinking differently afterward" than it does "changing your cheating ways." Of course repentance can look like a prostitute becoming a librarian, but it can also look like a prostitute simply saying...

Pastrix: The Cranky, Beautiful Faith of a Sinner & Saint

I'm a lot less cranky when it's just me and my dog.

Bob Peterson

Maybe demons are defined as anything other than God that tries to tell us who we are. And maybe, just moments after Jesus' baptism, when the devil says to him, "If you are the Son of God…" he does so because he knows that Jesus is vulnerable to tem...

Pastrix: The Cranky, Beautiful Faith of a Sinner & Saint

From my father I heard only these words: "But you were born for such a day as this." He closed the book and my mother joined him in embracing me. They prayed over me and they gave me a blessing. And some blessings, like the one my conservative Christ...

Pastrix: The Cranky, Beautiful Faith of a Sinner & Saint

Excruciating agony makes me cranky.

Secrets of the Dragon Sanctuary

Your wrinkles either show that you're nasty, cranky, and senile, or that you're always smiling.

Carlos Santana

I go to the gym regularly, not just for the way I look but because it makes me less cranky, too.

Bonnie Langford

As a teenager, I began to question the Great Christian Sorting System. My gay friends in high school were kind and funny and loved me, so I suspected that my church had placed them in the wrong category... Injustices in the world needed to be address...

Pastrix: The Cranky, Beautiful Faith of a Sinner & Saint

Jesus says, "Deny yourself, take up your cross and follow me." He says, "The first shall be last and the last shall be first," and infuriating things like "if you seek to find your life you will lose it but those who lose their life will find it." An...

Pastrix: The Cranky, Beautiful Faith of a Sinner & Saint

Nowadays I’m really cranky about comics. Because most of them are just really, really poorly written soft-core. And I miss good old storytelling. And you know what else I miss? Super powers. Why is it now that everybody’s like “I can reverse th...

Joss Whedon

A rose is not its thorns, a peach is not its fuzz and a human being is not his or her crankiness.

Lisa Kogan

As to the charge that I am a cranky old man, I plead guilty.

Edward Abbey

I wanted to be that cranky old guy that stands on his porch and yells at the neighborhood kids.

Robert Lansing

Wichtor’s been cranky ever since a fat vulture roosted on his granite Cârnat, uh, schmekel in 1864 and broke it off." — Bats 2015

Fred Barnett

I'm old enough and cranky enough now that if someone tried to tell me what to do, I'd tell them where to put it.

Dolly Parton

And when I look at my mother, I reflect on her strength and endurance. She's cranky sometimes, but she is lovable and loving. I'd be happy to be there at 86.

Lisa Scottoline

Nobody else took what I was doing seriously, so nobody would want to work with me. I was thought to be a bit eccentric and maybe cranky.

Peter Higgs

Forgive us our sins as we forgive those who sin against us. Jesus always seems to be pairing God's forgiveness of us with our forgiveness of others. But why? Growing up, I thought it was a way of guilting us into forgiving others, like Jesus was sayi...

Pastrix: The Cranky, Beautiful Faith of a Sinner & Saint

When I don't get enough sleep, I am cranky, vulnerable to headaches, and my concentration is poor.

Siri Hustvedt

I don't believe in the no-carb diet... I have a theory. I think if you give up carbs, you get cranky. You must include them in your daily diet.

Karisma Kapoor