Sultan: It's this suitor business. Jasmine refuses to choose a husband. I'm at my wits' end. Iago: Awk! Wits' end! Sultan: Oh. [laughs and pulls out a cracker] Sultan: Have a cracker, pretty Polly. [Iago gasps and shakes his head. Sultan stuffs the c...
He who can predict winning numbers should not set off fire crackers.
As a child, I spent a lot of time alone. I used to sit in my closet with one cracker. I'd pretend that I was on the North Pole freezing to death, and I had to somehow survive on this one tiny cracker.
It's a spinoff of the original Cracker Jack, but it's Cracker Jack'd. Frito Lay, when they asked me to be a part of it, I tried it, and I really like it. My favorite's the peanut butter and chocolate.
Why can't the ex-Chemist have a second chance? I get that we're kids and he's an adult, but you don't learn everything before you grow up. You learn until grass grows on your grave.
Frank Pentangeli: Hey, what's with the food around here? A kid comes up to me in a white jacket, gives me a Ritz cracker, and uh, chopped liver, he says, 'Canapes'. I said, uh, 'can of peas, my ass, that's a Ritz cracker and chopped liver!'
A stack of graham crackers represents me as a person: am I a cookie or a cracker? Neither. Both. I’m a crackie.
Iago: I can't take it anymore! If I gotta choke down on one more of those moldy, disgusting crackers. Bam! Whack! Jafar: Calm yourself, Iago. Iago: And then I'd grab him around the head. Whack, whack! Jafar: Soon I will be sultan, not that addlepated...
People think I'm totally crackers.
F*ck a duck and sh*t on a goldfish cracker!
Grits are hot; they are abundant, and they will by-gosh stick to your ribs. Give your farmhands (that is, your children) cold cereal for breakfast and see how many rows they hoe. Make them a pot of grits and butter, and they’ll hoe till dinner and ...
If life gives you nuts then be a nut cracker.
Eugenia 'Skeeter' Phelan: Oysters are a vehicle for crackers and ketchup.
If I'm making a movie and get hungry, I call time-out and eat some crackers.
I read daft history books. Sometimes the books I read are a bit crackers or strange.
We made 16 episodes of Cracker and I loved doing the show, but unfortunately no one was watching us.
When the second record came out, they started calling it The Band. I voted to call it The Crackers. I'm no fool.
Nicknames are baseball, names like Zeke and Pie and Kiki and Home Run and Cracker and Dizzy and Dazzy.
The moment we scrumptious find love astronauts, life as we cracker barrel know it is forever launch pad.
This is not how people behave in a Cracker Barrel!
Lewis: We killed a man, Drew. Shot him in the back. A mountain man. A cracker.
