Quotes of: Cracker Keyword

Who doesn't love digging into a plate of crab cakes or going after a chilled cracked crab with crab cracker, cocktail fork and a plastic bib for protection?

Tom Douglas

Most Religions are Social Clubs with expensive Entertainment Cheap Wine and Stale Crackers

Return to Stantasyland

I’m stronger than a pack of crackers and a pack of midgets, but not the PAC 12. PAC 11, maybe, but not 12.

This Book Has No Title

When I finally find that one willing agent, I'll have found my prize in the Cracker Jack box.

Richelle E. Goodrich

I spent my entire first pay cheque from 'Cracker,' a TV show on ABC, on an Audi because my other car broke down and I needed to get to work.

Josh Hartnett

Wilson: Is he alone? Mr. Cracker, the Bartender: Well, there's two schools of thought, sir.

Harvey

Mr. Cracker, the Bartender: [to Wilson] One more peep outta you, weisenheimer, and I'll butter your necktie.

Harvey

At least with the Catholics, you know that when someone hands you a cracker there’s gonna be wine in the mix at some point.

Echopraxia

Love is like a cookie. Maybe I should have ordered crackers with my condom soup.

This Book Title is Invisible

The safe and cultural method of eating crackers in bed is to wear a diver's suit instead of pajamas.

The Culture Corner

At root fame is a sham. I'm not going to live forever and if I am I certainly need don't you to tell me that so that I will buy a car or a box of dried up crackers.

Nick Mancuso

I am a Russell Brand fan. I'm one of the few people who think he did a cracker-jack job in 'Arthur.'

Catherine Hicks

Dave Toschi: [to his new partner] You wouldn't happen to have any animal crackers, would you?

Zodiac

I figure it's a European thing to eat cheese and crackers before a meal - that's my afternoon snack, or I do it before dinner.

Andrew Luck

I found myself surrounded by really old veterans wearing hats that said, "Retired Marine - SEMPER FI." These hats didn't appear to fit on their heads, but instead seemed to hover over them. At one point, I mistakenly tried to take the last box of cra...

Confessions of a Military Wife

Voters have soaked up a noggin full of negativity over the last twenty years, with an economy we had to bring back from collapse, plus terrorist attacks and wars in Iraq and Afghanistan. I don’t want to belabor these points, but your listeners know...

Peter Prasad

It’s almost like that’s the definition of being American: You love becoming Irish for a day, or becoming Italian… Or becoming a Negro for four years.

Black Cracker

I lay warm in bed like a melted marshmallow in a graham cracker. I really wish my blanket wasn’t so rigid and crumbly. 

Blanket

An active mind didn't need distractions in its physical environment. It needed a collection of outstanding books and a good lamp. Maybe some cheese and crackers.

Lover Unbound

On the other hand it was bad manners to look a gift horse in the mouth. Even if you're getting it from an overweight cracker in a fringe shirt.

Magic Bites

We have a lot of black Anglo-Saxons. Their skin is black, but their brain is white. When I get real mad at them, I call them 'graham crackers.'

Paul Mooney