Where it is customary the cow is brought to bed.
The malicious cow disturbs the whole herd.
I think it's great training for any comedian to start on cows. Because with cows, you expect them to be bored and just stare at you blankly. And that's exactly what you'll get at a comedy club. If you can toughen up with a cow audience, then you'll n...
Milk the cow, but don't pull off the udder.
Even ill-natured cows give milk.
The cow does not lick a strange calf.
Milk the cow, but do not pull off the udder.
It is difficult to teach a cow to climb a tree.
A noisy cow gives little milk.
It is idle to swallow the cow and choke on the tail.
Cow of many -- well milked and badly fed.
Sacred cows make the tastiest hamburger.
The cow, basically, eats three basic things in their feed: corn, beets, and barley, and so what I do is I actually challenge my staff with these crazy, wild ideas. Can we take what the cow eats, remove the cow, and then make some hamburgers out of th...
Win a cat and lose a cow -- the consequence of litigation.
He that bulls the cow must keep the calf.
A fool looks for dung where the cow never grazed.
The old cow forgets that she was once a calf.
Go to law for a sheep and lose your cow.
Go to the law for a sheep and lose your cow.
Better to drink the milk than to eat the cow.
A good cow gets sold in its own country.
