We love dogs and eat cows not because dogs and cows are fundamentally different--cows, like dogs, have feelings, preferences, and consciousness--but because our of them is different.
Two farmers each claimed to own a certain cow. While one pulled on its head and the other pulled on its tail, the cow was milked by the lawyer.
If you've ever noticed, beauty pageants are a lot like county fairs. The farmers show the cows the same way. They walk their prized Jersey cow across a stage in front of an audience with judges, and maybe the cow even twirls around a couple of times....
The cow has no owner.
Cows do not indulge in horseplay.
When you get beef from the butcher, you don’t feel bad for the cow that has been killed. But if someone asked you to wield a knife and kill the cow yourself, you wouldn’t be able to do it.” “Are you saying that you are a cow?” “Exactly.�...
I have learned that I, we, are a dollar-a-day people (which is terrible, they say, because a cow in Japan is worth $9 a day). This means that a Japanese cow would be a middle class Kenyan... a $9-a-day cow from Japan could very well head a humanitari...
The cow knows the cowherd but not the owner.
Kill a cow to donate shoes.
All is not butter that comes from the cow.
First the stable, then the cow.
In the darkness all cows are black.
What is good for the buffalo is good for the cow.
Horns are not too heavy for the cow.
Be the slaughterhouse for sacred cows.
The udder of a neighbor's cow is always bigger.
Wicked cows have short horns.
The gentle calf sucks all the cows.
In a rickety stable the cow produces no milk.
What a cow eats a calf drinks.
Cow of many--well milked and badly fed.
