Andrew: You ask me one more question and I'm beating the shit out of you.
Bender: You keep eating your hand and you're not gonna be hungry for lunch...
Bender: You load up, you party. Brian Johnson: Uhh, no, actually, we dress up.
I feel like comedy had a boys'-club label when we were starting.
My first commercial was an Old Navy commercial where I stood in line in front of a club, and Fran Drescher was in it.
I was in NYC during 9/11; it happened on a Tuesday, I was on stage Thursday. It was a small crowd, but it took about 10 days and comedy clubs were packed.
The first night you walk down to a comedy club, at least for me, I had my voice, and then I went on stage and I lost it.
I think the comedy clubs tend to homogenize the acts a little bit, because they force them to be palatable in way too many environments.
I saw that my image was changing or fading. One of the reasons for taking a break from clubs was to be missed-not forgotten.
The likes of Frank Lampard and John Terry at Chelsea, English players with proper status at a club, they're going to be like the dodo bird. Extinct.
I did auditions at a club called the Comedy Connection. They wanted nothing to do with me. But one night they were doing a night of all women comics, and they invited me to do that.
There was no real fringe theatre in London until way after the war, so either a play was done secretly with a club licence or it was done openly and had to be assessed along with everything else.
The fences I thought meant security were the walls of a prison instead…A fearful spirit is never from the Lord (2 Timothy 1:7). It’s the prison, not the cliff, that’s the scary place. It’s awful to realize that my female anxieties can hinder ...
It is better to save your innocence at the expense of your honor than your country at the expense of your life.
He put on a little knapsack and he walked through Indiana and Kentucky and North Carolina and Georgia clear to Florida. He walked among farmers and mountain people, among swamp people and fishermen. And everywhere people asked him why he was walking ...
I am glad," he said, "that I do not dwell in your country among such savage peoples. Here, in Caspak, men fight with men when they meet - men of different races - but their weapons are first for the slaying of beasts in the chase and defense. We do n...
Every day we're told that we live in the greatest country on earth. And it's always stated as an undeniable fact: Leos are born between July 23 and August 22, fitted queen-size sheets measure sixty by eighty inches, and America is the greatest countr...
I couldn't help thinkin' if she was as far out o' town as she was out o' tune, she wouldn't get back in a day.
A fondness for roving, for making a name for themselves in their onw country, and for boasting of what they had seen in their travels, was so strong in our two wanderers, that they resolved to be no longer happy; and demanded permission of the king t...
Elections determine who is in power, but they do not determine how power is used.
I think my parents had in mind that I would settle down at quite a young age, but I decided that being a housewife in a big country house wasn't for me. I wanted to leave the country, head for London and see what the world had to offer.
