Quotes of: Count Keyword

Marge Gunderson: Well, I'm sorry, sir! Jerry Lundegaard: [storming off to do a lot count] Aw, what the Chris'!

Fargo

Indiana Jones: Sallah, I said *no* camels. That's *five* camels. Can't you count?

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

[after Legolas has shot and killed a Warg heading toward Gimli] Gimli: But that one counts as mine!

The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

Inigo Montoya: Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. Count Rugen: Stop saying that!

The Princess Bride

[about to sic his lackeys on Fezzik, Inigo and Westley] Count Rugen: Kill the giant and the dark one, leave the third for questioning.

The Princess Bride

Sam: You can't just sit there and put everybody's lives ahead of yours and think that counts as love.

The Perks of Being a Wallflower

Sam: You can't just sit there and put everybody's life ahead of yours and think that count as love.

The Perks of Being a Wallflower

Grocer: [tired of counting backwards after Evelle has robbed him] Seven hunnerd an' ninety-one... Aw, bullshit!

Raising Arizona

Willy Wonka: Hold your breath, make a wish, count to three.

Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory

I don't think the money people in Hollywood have ever thought I was normal, but I am dedicated to my work and that's what counts.

Angelina Jolie

We sold a certain, steady amount of product for them and they could count on it. When it came time to ask for the money for this new record, they dropped us. It was fine with us. It was a dead fish.

Gene Ween

Nowadays nothing but money counts: a fortune brings honors, friendships; the poor man everywhere lies low.

Ovid

Why? Because we're very well down this process as it is - flawed as it is - and we're counting on getting more power plants on line by the end of 2003 so we have a surplus of power.

Gray Davis

Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child. Just how childlike golf players become is proven by their frequent inability to count past five.

John Updike

I passionately believe that's it's not just what you say that counts, it's also how you say it - that the success of your argument critically depends on your manner of presenting it.

Alain de Botton

Affirmative action has a negative effect on our society when it means counting us like so many beans and dividing us into separate piles.

John Kasich

I love dishes and house things so I kind of lost it a little bit on the house ware. One-thousand thread-count sheets, that's what I indulged in.

Toni Braxton

You can count on one hand the number of Novus Ordo churches in this country that feature a fully Catholic music program of any quality, consistent with the Roman rite tradition.

Richard Morris

I like to think that my works flow like music. That may be one reason I work in large groups versus one picture of one thing; it's the flow of the whole series that counts.

William Eggleston

The 77 cents that women make for every dollar men earn makes a real difference to our families - families stretching to make every dollar count.

Barbara Mikulski

Aristotle could have avoided the mistake of thinking that women have fewer teeth than men, by the simple device of asking Mrs. Aristotle to keep her mouth open while he counted.

Bertrand Russell