I found that I could make people laugh doing people like Shirley Bassey. Fortunately it worked.
I thought if I went somewhere where I didn't know anybody and they didn't know me I could start all over again.
First of all, I wish I could grow a beard.
As a kid, I remember taking apart whatever I could get my hands on.
I had no idea how complicated and solitary it could be to write a simple book.
I could be, you know, the person that shows little kids that giving up isn't something that you should do.
Soon I learned that the worse the puns and jokes, the funnier they could be, if you knew how to deliver them.
When I began my career, I was constantly referred to as the kid who could play the blues.
If Mars formed life, then life on Earth could have been seeded by life on Mars, making every life form on Earth descended from Martians.
Such is life and life is such and after all it isn't much. First a cradle. Then a hearse. It might have been better, but it could have been worse.
If I could only get people to rub my belly for good lucky and then throw money in my fountain, it'd be a perfect world.
What could become a danger to world peace is Iran's nuclear program and the country's open threat to annihilate Israel.
I recall the night that President McKinley died. I was working at the time at a theatre in St. Louis. The oppressive feeling was in the air. I could not make the people laugh.
I could really care less about what they think about me, but at the same time, I do have something to prove.
I did what any American could and should do: serve his country in its time of need.
They were so exhausted and seasick and all they could do was crawl up those beaches. And thousands of them lay dead in no time at all. It's unthinkable.
Cher hated 'If I Could Turn Back Time.' I had to beg her, literally, on my knees, just to try it. Happens all the time.
I consider anybody who weighs over 200 pounds fat, and time was when I could not refrain from telling such people so.
Clock measurement is not time itself. In fact, so opposed are they that one could argue the clock is not a synonym, but the opposite of time.
The pressure began to mount as I kept winning every time and people were anxious to see if I could be beaten.
My main form of transportation at that time was a bicycle, because bicycles could move though the crowd.
