I could fuck on my back like 4:44. But I don’t. I do it like 3:33.
I could try to care, but I ain't sure it's worth the bother.
I could be a trophy hubby. I have the body of an elite athlete…that of a pro bowler.
With sunglasses, a hat, and half a pack of Band-Aids, Roger could pass as a human.
If I could be doing anything, I'd be laying on the floor in my birthday suit eating junk food and watching something dumb on TV.
The only show my mother could afford to take me to when I was growing up was 'Cats', for my birthday.
Growing up on a farm was the best. I remember loving that expanse of space. The sky at night was so clear, I could see every star.
My own American Dream was to serve my country as best I could and make a difference in America - and in the world.
What my parents believed was that, you know, the best wealth they could give to us children was to educate us and, you know - give us that foundation.
I know that I'm inadequate, but I never thought that at seventeen. I thought I was doing the best I could. I thought I was being idealistic.
No critic writing about a film could say more than the film itself, although they do their best to make us think the oppposite.
I am neither frustrated nor planning anything other than being the best Secretary of State I could be.
I always concentrated on doing the very best that I could in the job and the duties that I was assigned.
There's no deep bench there, Mahmoud Abbas is, I think, the best leader of the Palestinians we could field.
I made a conscious decision to live my life the best way I could and that meant to publicise myself as little as possible.
If you could draw a picture of the best high school in the world - where all the teachers are wonderful and all the classrooms are beautiful, it would be my high school.
I was not allowed a physical lover. Falling in love with Love was the best I could get.
It's not like I'm cooking! I'm breastfeeding - I feel like that's the best cooking I could do.
Our Founding Fathers drafted the Bill of Rights to ensure that We the People could determine how best to protect our communities.
I never failed to convince an audience that the best thing they could do was to go away.
(But he could not bring himself to say he loved her; not in so many words.)
