You may think it's very presumptuous, but I really hope that my movies are going to turn people into better people.
I hope I can help guys come out and say, 'All right, dude, I got a manicure... and I liked it.'
I hope always to be busy, even if only directing an orchestra in the pit. However, I should prefer to produce movies or be the directing head of a radio corporation.
I hope to be known as a chameleon actress, as someone who can play any part out there, and someone who can transform herself into any kind of character there is.
I don't think I'm a total pessimist, so I think you can find hope in all my films.
So yes, I hope to act in other people's movies, big and small, because that's how I make my living, really.
Through teaching myself how to be happy and get through things, I hope I can also do that for other people.
Let's hope I never end up on a deserted island, because I could never make a decision on which three CDs to take with me.
My name is Zach Galifianakis and I hope I'm pronouncing that right. I'm named after my granddad, my middle name. My name is Zach Granddad Galifianakis.
I still haven't found the humor in getting hit by a cement truck. My knees still hurt when I think about it, so no jokes about that yet.
I'm not a particularly dark individual. I have my moments, it's true, but I do have a sense of humor.
I don't know how many sacred cows there are today. I think there's a little confusion between humor and gross passing for humor. That's kind of regrettable.
Let's not call physical comedy falling down and pratfalls. All humor is physical, no matter how you dish it out. It's timing, like a dancer or an athlete would have.
Sense of humor. A girl who doesn't take themselves too seriously. And someone who is spontaneous. They're the three things for me that really attract me to a girl.
I was a little shocked at how adult some of the humor was, because I was never that into animation before and when I watched 'Shrek' I really laughed out loud.
It's always amazed me how little attention philosophers, psychologists, or anyone else actually has paid to humor.
Whatever else an American believes or disbelieves about himself, he is absolutely sure he has a sense of humor.
There are just certain things that turn my head. It may be a girl's sense of humor, it may be her wit, or her belief system; it could be a lot of different things.
So my humor, I'd say, comes from a mixture of lowbrow comedy shows and highbrow theater. It's an interesting mix.
All the people who follow me on Twitter know my sense of humor. I sometimes forget the blogosphere will give it more weight than I intended.
I think 'Country Girl' is one song that can veer into country or hip-hop or rap. You can listen to it and enjoy the humor and the fun in it.
