People ask what the secret of a happy marriage is. If there is one, it's 'don't talk about it.'
Jane AsherMarried men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die.
Johnny CarsonI don't do marriage. I think it's incredibly naff. And I don't like vulgar displays of ostentation.
Jenny EclairSobering up was responsible for breaking up my marriage. That's what it couldn't stand.
James TaylorA band is like a marriage - you don't know why it works, but when it does, everything feels right.
Nuno BettencourtIt's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.
Rodney Dangerfield