Skinner: The soup! Where is the soup? Out of my way. Move it, garbage boy! [sees a ladle in Linguini's hand] Skinner: You are COOKING? How DARE you cook in MY kitchen! Where do you get the gall to even attempt something so monumentally idiotic? I sho...
Chef: [after having encountered a tiger in the jungle, returning to the boat, and proceeding into a nervous breakdown] You can have the whole goddamn fuckin' shit, man! You can kiss my ass in the county square cause I'm fuckin' buggin' out! I didn't ...
These people go on to tell us that mobile phones will cook our children’s ears, that long-haul flights will fill our legs with thrombosis and that meat is murder. They want an end to all deaths – and it doesn’t stop there. They don’t even see...
Marcello: Indian cook best, but Italian kiss best. Best, best, best. Rani: [in Hindi] Indians are best at everything. Pick out any Emraan Hashmi film, you'll find the best kissing. Marcello: Indians best kissing? Show. Prove it! Rani: [Confused] Kiss...
I don't know much about writing a show or being a show-runner on a show, but I can only imagine that when you first cast a show and you first do a pilot, there are so many components that you're throwing into the mix and you're not sure how they're g...
If today is the last day of your life, the one thing you want to say is that you showed up for life. You showed up for your dreams. You showed up for the people who mattered to you. And above all, you showed up for yourself.
There's no job in show business that's harder than any other job outside show business.
When you do a reality show and host shows, it's hard to have secrets.
It's the cable shows that are really the most interesting - 'Mad Men,' 'Breaking Bad,' those shows are really the premiere shows on television right now.
I cook better than you," Nick corrected absently. "I think monkeys can probably be taught to cook better than you." "I'd like to have a monkey that cooked for me," said Jamie. " I would pay him in bananas. His name would be Alphonse." "I agree, that ...
In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport.
My career at Microsoft really was getting in the way of my cooking.
If you don't want to cook, you should try throwing a dish.
I try to cook dinner, but it's difficult when I'm working.
I can't do most things, if I'm honest, but cooking I definitely can't do.
If you can boil it, steam it or braise it.. you can pressure cook it!
I had always been told cooking was a servant's job.
I don't know how to cook, but I do know how to bake.
I like to get where the cabbage is cooking and catch the scents.
The only thing I've cooked while entertaining is stir-fry.
I'm a homebody, I'd rather be in the kitchen cooking than hanging out in a bar.
