Word of mouth—it’s more powerful, more convincing, and more audible than word of hand.
If you bring the booze and food, I'll bring the thirst and hungerYou can only manage to convince a person to admit to being wrong, not ignorant, arrogant, or stupid.
N for Nigger: Aphorisms for Grown Children and Childish Grown-upsI’m a logician. No matter how wrong I am, I can always convince myself I am right.
Seriously delirious, but not at all serious