Quotes of: Constructed Keyword

My definition of dictionary can’t be found in the dictionary. Dictionary—A linguistic prison, confining words to well-defined cells, with little chance of parole.

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To get him to agree, I put a gun to his head. To get him to not change his mind, I blew out his brains.

How to construct a coffin with six karate chops

I look like a million bucks, but I feel like shit. Thanks, inflation!

How to construct a coffin with six karate chops

I don’t care if I’m on the moon, the party is on the sun, and I am an albino, you should still invite me.

How to construct a coffin with six karate chops

The crowd was patriotic, and they were chanting “USA, USA.” Of course, the crowd was also dyslexic out at the state university of Arizona, so it came out, “ASU, ASU.

How to construct a coffin with six karate chops

While I love people, I hate every single person. I only like a person if they’re in a relationship.

How to construct a coffin with six karate chops

I sing into burritos like they're microphones. If you want my autograph, you’re going to have to wait until the end of the concert.

How to construct a coffin with six karate chops

A true artist removes his heart willingly, allows constructive criticism to stomp it, then puts it back—bruised and aching—as he continues to strive for excellence due to the all-consuming obsession and love for his art.

H.G. Mewis

I suspect that most authors don't really want criticism, not even constructive criticism. They want straight-out, unabashed, unashamed, fulsome, informed, naked praise, arriving by the shipload every fifteen minutes or so.

Neil Gaiman

... every hypothesis is a construction, and because of this it is an authentic theory. In so far as they merit that exigent name, ideas are never a mere reception of presumed realities, but they are constructions of possibilities; therefore they are ...

Jose Ortega y Gasset

Karen: What do you do? Henry Hill: I'm in construction. Karen: [She feels the softness of his hands] They don't feel like you're in construction. Henry Hill: Ah, I'm a union delegate.

Goodfellas

It is almost as if you were frantically constructing another world while the world that you live in dissolves beneath your feet, and that your survival depends on completing this construction at least one second before the old habitation collapses.

Camino Real

If the immutable character of sex is contested, perhaps this construct called ‘sex’ is as culturally constructed as gender; indeed, perhaps it was always already gender, with the consequence that the distinction between sex and gender turns out t...

Gender Trouble

Capitalist cycle of profit. The rancher sells a cow for profit. The butcher sells cuts for profit. The restaurant sells meals for profit. And the patrons spend money for profit.

How to construct a coffin with six karate chops

The first step to running a successful business, is printing out pictures of all the luxury items you’re going to buy once you get rich.

How to construct a coffin with six karate chops

My asshole smells like burnt firewood, and I’ve got firemen calling me. But I won’t answer, because my answer is no, they can’t take me out on a date.

How to construct a coffin with six karate chops

I’m divorced, in debt, and I can’t grow sideburns. Sometimes I get depressed, but then I think, It’s OK—I can still grow a mustache.

How to construct a coffin with six karate chops

Don’t go on a ghost tour, because you won’t see a ghost. Well, you might. Maybe I have ghost blindness and can’t see the invisible.

How to construct a coffin with six karate chops

Who needs a large vocabulary when you can just make up any word at any time? It makes life a whole lot more emeaglibop.

How to construct a coffin with six karate chops

In the off chance I’ll be turned on, I keep a light switch in my pocket. (Who turned off the light in my pocket? Oh yeah, my erection.)


How to construct a coffin with six karate chops

I think a cool band name would be War Dwarf. Of course, I’m entirely too tall and peaceful to be a member. Not to mention nonmusical.


How to construct a coffin with six karate chops