Owning a dog is slightly less expensive than being addicted to crack.
Bitter Is the New Black: Confessions of a Condescending, Egomaniacal, Self-Centered Smartass, Or, Why You Should Never Carry A Prada Bag to the Unemployment OfficeI don't believe in condescending to children. I don't change any writing technique.
Stephen SchwartzDelia was an overbearing cake with condescending frosting, and frankly, I was on a diet.
Lament: The Faerie Queen's DeceptionIf you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.
Scott Adams