If there were an international butt competition, Eric would win, hands down—or cheeks up.
Dead to the WorldAdd smoke, not fire. You want to confuse your competition, not kill them.
99 Cents For Some NonsenseIt is not important how many competitions you have attended, it only matters how many you have won.
LOVE, HATRED AND MADNESSI’d rather go into a competition as the underdog. Less pressure to perform, and more motivation.
Seriously delirious, but not at all serious