Quotes of: Competitive-person Keyword

Elder Neal A. Maxwell suggests that the prime reason the Savior personally acts as the gatekeeper of the celestial kingdom is not to exclude people, but to personally welcome and embrace those who have made it back home.

The Infinite Atonement

An encouraged person will eventually get his drive from encouragement; he becomes more dependent. A person that never really receives encouragement learns to move out of spite; he becomes more independent.

Killosophy

If only one person were perfectly informed there could never be a general crisis. But the only perfectly informed person is God, and he does not play the stock market.

Keynes: The Return of the Master

It wasn’t as if she’d thought it through or anything, how what a person wanted wasn’t always what they needed, and what a person needed might be the last thing they could ever want.

Small Town Demons

A beautiful person is protected like a beautiful flower in a garden which many gardeners tend.

Simple Reminders: Inspiration for Living Your Best Life

Skepticism, not cleanliness, is next to godliness. Skepticism is the father of freedom. It is like the pry that holds open the door for truth to slip in.

Seven Simple Steps to Personal Freedom: An Owner's Manual for Life

Thy shalt not worship thy investment advisor, for if she were so smart she would be retired by now.

The Money Plan: Creating Personal Wealth for a Secure Future

My love is dangerous, like getting stabbed by a knife handle. I make love like a psychotic dyslexic.

My love can only occupy one person at a time

We made love like two smiles torturing a frown. My advice is to put it on the rack, and really stretch out the event.

My love can only occupy one person at a time

The earth has lots of love to give, if you just know where to dig. My advice is start in the cemetery.

My love can only occupy one person at a time

I peel cats like I pet oranges. And I often snuggle with watermelons, sometimes with the intent of making love.

My love can only occupy one person at a time

Like a pair of dead batteries, I felt energized. Love is the light in my Can of Darkness.

My love can only occupy one person at a time

She ordered beer all night, and I ordered root beer. She was drunk, and so was I—with love. 

My love can only occupy one person at a time

I’ll use your chicken burrito as a crayon. I’ll draw what love looks like, if you promise not to eat it.

My love can only occupy one person at a time

True love is rare, like a good steak. Help me cut it up.

My love can only occupy one person at a time

She made my heart melt, so I replaced it with a new candle. Love is illuminating.

My love can only occupy one person at a time

I stabbed her with the time. It was 8:00 sharp. Right through the heart, my love is punctual and pointy.

My love can only occupy one person at a time

The wind helps me unwind. I make love like Don Quixote windmilled into history.

My love can only occupy one person at a time

Love is two Tuesdays back to back, and I’m just a lonely Wednesday waiting on today. 

My love can only occupy one person at a time

It’s amazing how fast a handshake turns into a handjob. Ah, you’ve got to love politics.

My love can only occupy one person at a time

The disappearance of love. Two become one, like I cross my legs, intertwined, and hard to run. 

My love can only occupy one person at a time