Quotes of: Coming-of-age Keyword

Don’t keep me in the dark—let me take off my honorary Helen Keller blindfold and let’s make love like we have no senses except nonsense.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I’d dig a hole the size of the grand canyon to find a love the size of an acorn, and I’d use a shovel the size of a squirrel.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

My love smells like an empty mayonnaise jar. It ought to, because that’s where I store it. Coincidentally, my love also looks and tastes like mayonnaise.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I drink coffee like other men paint pictures of naked women. I do it because I love the full body.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

A lightning bolt is sharper than an axe, because it’ll chop down a tree with one strike. My love is like that too—good for making firewood.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

We haven’t spoken in forever, but that doesn’t mean I still don’t love her. That’s what being in love with a mute is all about.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I sing like a flower, and I dance like a tree. Let us make love like an overflowing cup of coffee.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

The Mile High City has mile-high expectations. That’s 5,280 feet, you know. That’s five millipedes and 2.8 centipedes for all you lovers out there.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Imagine there is a balloon tied to a severed human hand. As it floats into the sky it flaps in the breeze, and whether you perceive it to be waving hello or goodbye determines whether you are in love.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Today I had to cut my Silent and Still Statue Demonstration Ceremony short due to wind conditions. Tonight I’ll make love like a tornado.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

A person crying is like a sponge wringing itself out. Love is better than a sink that turns itself off without you having to touch the handle.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Love is bringing an empty Tupperware container on your date, not to hold leftovers from dinner, but just in case your date really has to shit.


Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

I’m so glad my date doesn’t think I’m ugly. I love blind dates where the woman is actually blind.


Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

Love is when you love someone’s spirit as much as their body, even if their spirit has departed and their body is buried wherever you hid it.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Nine out of ten people agree, it was right and just to kill and eat that one guy. That’s love. That’s democracy. That’s a free dinner.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I make my living as a farmer. I milk the clock at work. And I make love like a dentist. Oh yes, I am that erotic.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I believe there are three tenants to live by in this apartment called Life: Love is empowering, Fear is motivating, and Passion is fruit.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Love is me plus you. But what’s with the midget in the corner recording all of our interactions? I thought I fired him yesterday.


Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

A fire truck is just a drivable penis. The flames of my love might engulf you, if you don’t let me park inside you.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

She loves me. She must, because she left flowers in the fridge from her date. She knows how I love flower salad.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Flowers smell terrific, but how do they sound? If they sound like your love life, then you’ve got to take your Helen Keller Goggles off.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.