My heart hated her, but my penis loved her. Taken together, I felt normal.
Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.I run like I walk—only slower. And I make love like a one-man circus show.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.Love is patient and love is kind. Damn! Why’d it have to be the two qualities I wasn’t born with?
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.Love is a four-letter word, like frog, only with more kissing and less princing.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.I didn’t call her, but the phone works two ways. So does my love.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.You’ll drown in my love story, if I ever write it using a fountain pen.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.We made love like Mondays on the moon at noon. I was her Neil Armstrong, and she was my midnight.
Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.I loved her like the sun might say to the moon, "Stop stealing my light!"
Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.That night when we made love, she saw a side of me she’d never seen—the left side.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.I could have could haved, but instead I did have. Is there any other way to love?
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.I bob and weave like Bob Weaver. I loved her like Robert is Bob—only longer.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.My love is atonal. It sounds like a bodily function (walking, or sometimes running).
Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.I’ve got a lot of love to give. Did I say give? I meant to say sell.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.I fight with the strength of many lion meows. I love even more ferociously.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.