Me: On time. Love: Late. Death: Early. Seriously, why are you late?
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.Love is meant to be felt, like a cat. I’m meowing for your affection.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.It’s me and you, or me and knitting. Don’t make me choose. Ugh, #love.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.Liquid kittens would be drinkable cuddles. You wouldn’t ever be thirsty for love.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.A crate full of discreet would appear to be empty. But it’s not. It’s full of my love for you.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.Our love was soggy, like the biscuits I forgot to take out of the bathtub.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.The remote isn’t broke—it just needs batteries. Well, it’s the same with my love.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.My love is in the shape of a car, and when it hits you you’ll notice.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.Underwater nobody can dance. Let this be a lesson in basket weaving. And love.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.Love dances in my heart like a nudist in socks. Boy, that jig is awfully jiggly.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.Just as soon as I arrive I want to leave. Especially when I’m in love.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.I’ll write The Art Of Love, which will be tactical, like The Art Of War.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.I love love, I hate hate, and I’m indifferent about indifference.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.If you don’t learn how to drown, you won’t learn how to love.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.When I make love I use protection. I wear rubber gloves.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.Love isn’t all flowers, candles, and dancing midgets. No, it is much, much taller than all that.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.Spain is 4/5ths pain and 1/5th S. I drank that fifth, and I loved S.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.She called it a slap, but I called it a high-five to my face. Love is so encouraging!
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.