Quotes of: Comic-book Keyword

If you just give me a chance, I could be the man you’ve never dreamed of and never wanted.

This Book Title is Invisible

Whenever I see a gorgeous woman, I think, Who is that tall drink of water, and how come I’m suddenly thirsty?

This Book Title is Invisible

Do you find it erotic how my pants bulge in the crotch, where I keep my coffee cup?

This Book Title is Invisible

Don’t tell me your name. If you don’t tell me your name, I can’t hurt your feelings by forgetting it.

This Book Title is Invisible

I don’t like salad dressing. I prefer salad undressing. I’m a health freak. And I do mean freak.

This Book Title is Invisible

The coolest way to be cool is to be yourself, because nobody can be you but you. Well, aside from your clone. 

This Book Title is Invisible

When I hear your name, I involuntarily clench my butt cheeks. Is that love? I don’t know—I’m not Nicholas Sparks. 

This Book Title is Invisible

I knew it, but I knew you didn’t know I knew it, so I knew to not let you know I knew it by acting like I didn’t know it.

This Book Title is Invisible

Leadership. I separate myself from the pack at such a great distance that it may be said that I’m a leader—a leader of one with followers of none.

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On average, women are better liars than men. But the best liars are men, because politicians are still predominantly men. 

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I don’t need a hearing aid—I need a listening aid. And this aid, she’d better be pleasing to look at.

This Book Title is Invisible

I need to call it a night. But only because I don’t know what else to call it. What’s in between evening and morning?

This Book Title is Invisible

If birthdays fell from the sky like Saturdays shaped like saxophones, I’d learn how to play the flute on Tuesdays.

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We made love like an earthquake, which was nice because neither one of us had to do any work.

This Book Title is Invisible

When my internal voice goes external, and I’m in a noisy crowd, I can hardly hear myself think.

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I don’t punch walls, because walls don’t punch back. I also don’t punch things that can and do punch back. 

This Book Title is Invisible

When was the last time you read a book? The truth now. And picture books don't count-I mean something with print in it.

The Princess Bride

Just because you don't believe it[] [...]doesn't mean that it's not true.

The Physick Book of Deliverance Dane

No, my life is not this precipitous hour through which you see me passing at a run.

Poems from the Book of Hours

Zander was always sneaking off to the library to get more books ... Guy would read anything. Said books were more interesting than people.

The Passage

27. Trees I shall say absolutely nothing about the spindle tree.

The Pillow Book of Sei Shonagon