Writer’s block, I just drove around it four times. All my favorite writers live there.
This Book is Not FOR SALEI've been able to sleep with my eyes open ever since I started watching baseball.
This Book is Not FOR SALETo stop a battle, a politician would propose a war.
This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucksI can’t believe you think that I can’t believe you don’t think that.
This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucksOn any job application I ever do, if they want my references, I always list the Bible.
This Book is Not FOR SALEYou don’t need the Bible to tell you the flesh is weak. Just pinch it and find out for yourself.
This Book is Not FOR SALEIf my clone writes my biography, is it really an autobiography?
This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucksMy ex girlfriend and I, we had chemistry together. And right after that, we had biology.
This Book is Not FOR SALEI haven’t the faintest idea how babies are born, probably because I fainted on the day I was born.
This Book is Not FOR SALEA brick could be placed down on the first step on the path to enlightenment.
This Book is Not FOR SALELove with all your heart. And the rest of your body. Oh, and your mind, too.
This Book is Not FOR SALEDon’t shave my head to make your wig of selfishness. Shave it because you care.
This Book is Not FOR SALEDinner is served. It’s chicken lo mein. Oh and by the way, your cat is missing.
This Book is Not FOR SALEI don’t understand people who don’t touch their pets. Their cat or dog is called a pet for a reason.
This Book is Not FOR SALE