Quotes of: Comic-book Keyword

Peeing is like a good book in that it is very, very hard to stop once you start.

Paper Towns

Even a book can be dangerous in the wrong hands, and when that happens, you blame the hands, but you also read the book.

The Queen of the Tearling

Love is what you make it. Unfortunately, I can’t make it today, as I have a doctor’s appointment.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

I'm not interested in you as a person. I am, however, interested in you as a banana.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

The legend of Sam, the homosexual hermaphrodite. (The impossibility is half possible!)

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

Because of the age difference, I assumed they were related, mother/daughter. But they weren’t. They were father/son/possible lovers.

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I make love like 1981, one year before I was born. That explains why all your orgasms are nonexistent.

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I want to be my own wedding singer at my own wedding. But first I’ll have to audition.

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Love one person at a time, that’s the motto I’ll try to get my clones to live by.

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75% of my life is spent wasting time. The other 25% isn’t nearly as productive.

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I’ve forgotten if I’m a member of the Remember Club, but the memory of my love for her will never fade.

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I am the Vending Machine of Love. Exact change only. The price is 33.3 cents.

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Which half do you want me to cut in half, Mr. Halfofhalf?  The name’s Onequarter. Johnny Onequarter. And don’t you forget it.

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I’m older now, which I can’t help, but I’m also fatter, thanks to all the extra helpings.

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If I aged twice as fast and lived twice as long as a normal person, would I be Wisdom Man?

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I got my nails done today. I’m so glad that after 30 years, they’re finally finished.

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With the money I spend on alcohol, I could support a family of four, assuming they are all heavy drinkers.

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I’m a competitor. I once placed fifth in a bottle of whiskey.

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

My heart only grows more powerful the more my flowing love goes unabsorbed, unobserved, and unappreciated.

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I watched a bowl of fruit on the table remain motionless. Just another example of life imitating art.

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I could never be a chef, because I could ‘t bare the thought of my art always turning to shit.

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