Here’s a towel to dry your tears. I just wiped my ass with it.
If you bring the booze and food, I'll bring the thirst and hungerI'm not sexually active. I just sort of lay there and slowly thrust.
If you bring the booze and food, I'll bring the thirst and hungerThe wheel is man’s greatest invention, and as such, unicycling is the world’s purest sport.
If you bring the booze and food, I'll bring the thirst and hungerCharity is one of those remarkable words that helps to identify the fault lines of a culture.
Sweet Charity?: Emergency Food and the End of EntitlementIf you’re a cannibal, an Olympic sprinter would be considered fast food.
Whenever You're Gone, I'm Here For You