Bill Cosby was the first comedian I was exposed to, because he doesn't curse.
I've been a stand-up comedian for years, and I can be silly.
Comedians are never really on vacation because you're always at attention... that antenna is always out there.
Up North you are holding your own. Everyone considers themselves a comedian.
I'm not very big on politics. I'm a comedian and not that smart. I don't have the mind capacity for it.
There are many comedians who are afraid to work outside the coasts and the casinos because they're afraid they'll bomb.
If you became a comedian in the '80s, you had to work the circuit and make people laugh. Canned laughter is cheating.
HECKLER: Say something funny! COMEDIAN: I don't do requests.
I don't like comedians who don't have conviction, and with stand-up, it is always best to have an angle.
I never wanted to be a magician. I never wanted to be a comedian. I never wanted to be onstage.
I think that sometimes only comedians can reach the peaks of tragedy.
I don't know any astronauts. There are a lot of people who say they want to be comedians.
As a comedian, you're kind of like a blues musician; you have to live a little bit.
We can’t all be comedians, some people have to do the laughing.
I always wanted to be a comedian, but I wasn't sure how you do that.
I always wanted to be a stand-up comedian, even as a kid. Me and my dad would watch 'Evening at the Improv' on A&E.
To me, seeing a really great comedian is a bit like watching a musician or a poet.
All great comedians make me laugh, but people make me laugh more.
I never predicted that I'd be a comedian, but it was something that came so naturally to me. I just felt good doing it.
I really loved what I was doing being creative and being funny as a stand-up comedian.
I wasn't funny as a kid. I remember enjoying comedians, but I never understood it was a job choice or a profession.
